3-Foot Inflatable Arm of Cthulhu
- The mythical dark god from another dimension that every nerd knows about
- Pretend you’re slowly turning into this unspeakable horror from beyond space
- Also good for squid costumes and having tentacle fights with your pals
Dr. Cupidico's Revenge: A Meh-rathon
“Stanley!” the two superheroes cried in unison. The Amazing Cactus quickly tied Dr. Cupidico to a nearby telephone pole, now that his orange-garbed friend seemed entirely disinterested in him. Then, the three of them–Sheryl, Jim, and Stanley–came in for a group hug.
“We’re glad you’re alive,” Sheryl said.
“As am I!” Stanley said. “What’s more, from where I landed, I was able to see the Zeppelin get caught up in a bizarre wind pattern, which ended up sending it further up into the atmosphere, where it exploded, seeding these storm clouds with antidote!”
“Wow, that really resolves things,” said Coyote Woman. “And in an entirely scientifically-sound way too!”
