24-Pack: Rowdy Power Burn Energy Drinks
- Pick your two 12 Packs, so it’s really 24 for $24, or a buck apiece
- 160mg of natural caffeine
- A bunch of electrolytes and amino acids
- Some L-Theanine for focus and cognition
- Best by July 2023, but totally fine to drink after
- Their favorite movie of 2004: hard to say, but definitely not Crash, as with these energy drinks, there is no crash! (Eh?)
Rowdy, Pardner
Over on Amazon, where this stuff gets a solid rating of 4.5 out of 5, based on 324 ratings, user ChoosyChick offers this insight:
This product is outrageous. Other energy drinks often leave me feeling shaky and have a horrible crash, not to mention they taste very artificial. Rowdy does a great job curbing these side effects by giving a nice push of energy without the shakes and all the other annoying side effects. I never have a bad crash off of Rowdy either. […] And lastly the flavor does not taste artificial like other brands of energy drinks.
That pretty much answers all the questions you might have about something like this. How does it taste? Not artificial. How do you feel when you drink one? Good, and not too jittery. How do you feel a little while after you drink one? Fine. No crash.
Check, check, and check.
With that being said, these are still energy drinks. As in: they pack some serious power. Like, 160mg of caffeine to be exact (plus some L-Theanine, electrolytes, and amino acids). So, after you order these, we recommend loading up the cupboard or fridge with some sleepy foods. That way you can counteract the effects of the energy drink if you have one and then realize you actually don’t need/want it.
You know what we’re talking about. Food items like:
- PiZZZa
- Sedater tots
- Chicken cord-yawn bleu
- Napple pie
- Dreamed corn
- Roasted ny-quail
- Risott-doze
- Lullabyson burgers
- Baked chicken rest
- Snorzo pasta
Wow, pretty bad, huh? But these energy drinks? They’re not so bad at all. So get them, if you like energy drinks!
(And if you’ve had these before, please leave your thoughts in the comments; it’s super helpful.)
