20-Pack: VegoBears Organic Malibu Gummy Bears (3.5oz)
- Naturally sourced, organic, etc. etc.
- Best by 12/6; not that it matters anyway, but mind the Euro-style date on the package
- Painfully hip
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon
Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.
The Deal: Hipster gummy bears
The Objectively Perfect Recipient: The most exhausting health nut you know
But Also Fine For: The healthfulness agnostic; delicious no matter who you are