No Motor, No Problem

If your teeth were one big, smooth block, you could probably polish them with a warm rag every night and be fine.

Okay, sorry to all the dental professionals reading this. There’s almost no chance that what we just said is true, but the point stands: it would be easier to keep your teeth clean and healthy if there weren’t so many nooks and crannies for stuff to get stuck in.

But that’s just how it goes. At least, until my startup, Mono-tooth, gets its funding.

In the meantime, you have to meet your teeth’s needs head-on. Which means not using the basic-ass flat brush the dentist gives you to apologize for inflicting pain upon your gums at least once a year. Instead, what you need is…

Uhh…

Okay, so this gets a little tricky, because usually, when we do this pitch, it ends with us trying to sell you an electric toothbrush. But today’s toothbrushes aren’t electric. They are, however, really good! How do we know? Well, just look at this:

That looks SERIOUS, right? Like, serious enough to remove 151% more bacteria than a more basic brush. Plus, each one has a built-in cheek and tongue cleaner.

In other words, they’re the best non-electric toothbrushes you can find.

So, if you haven’t gone sonic yet–or you’re looking for some good toothbrushes for when you travel–these are a great option!