2-Pack: Zapguard Solar Light & Bug Zapper Lanterns

  • Two Death Stars for bugs
  • But, unlike the Death Star, they don’t explode
  • No wiring necessary, on/off sensor, solar-powered
  • Uses the power of the sun to kill insects, like you did with that magnifying glass as a kid
  • They can also just be lanterns if you want to be friendly to our little winged friends
  • Model: 8U6-FUNNY
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Warm The Swarm

In honor of this 2-Pack of Zapguard Solar Light & Bug Zapper Lantern (so your nice night out on the deck isn’t ruined by a swarm of mosquitos) and “Furry-ous” (two designs celebrating the not so fast and the potentially furious, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Farce of an F9 Joke

Thus concludes:

A Farce of an F9 Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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  • (including shipping)

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