2-Pack: Xtreme Comforts Padded Foam Cushions
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
Jane held out her arms to shield the others. “Stand back, everyone! I don’t think he’s human!”
“Yeah, no shit,” muttered Paul.
“He told us that forever ago,” said Horner.
Jane’s arms flopped to her side. “And everyone was just cool with that? Nobody thought to, like, try and do anything? There’s a holding cell on this ship for a reason.”
“Thirteen, twelve, eleven,” continued the countdown.
“We don’t know where anything is in this ship, remember?” Laney said.
“We’re not even supposed to be here,” Horner said.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

