2-Pack: Vornado Zippi Personal Fans
Our Take
- Little fans
- They do need to be plugged in
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Matt didn’t understand why there was so much laughing when they were giving him this personal fan. How was this even a joke?
But that night, just as he was getting ready to go to bed, he heard the fan whisper something.
Psst. Matt. Everyone knows you use sarcasm to cover up the underlying feelings of inadequacy that you’ve been carrying with you since ninth grade.
Damn, this fan gets personal.
See the horrifying (and deeply personal) implications unfold in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
They thought they were buying a couple Vornado personal fans to use in a prank of some sort.
Instead, they summoned the Cornado. A tornado of corn kernels.
Which, sure, doesn’t sound as scary as a sharknado, but hey, corn kernels flying at high speed and pelting you? That’d be rough!
How rough? Find out this spring in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
