2-Pack: Ultrabrite Vintage Edison LED Lamp with Wireless Charging & RGB Lighting
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Dwight always insisted that the soft glow and antique aesthetic of his desk lamp was crucial to his productivity and overall attitude. Shane thought it would be funny to swap it out for a top-of-the-line LED lamp with vintage design and wireless charging.
Surely Dwight isn’t an ancient being kept alive eternally through his connection to a haunted old desk lamp, right?
Find out in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
It could provide light.
It could charge your phone.
And, thanks to being possessed by a trickster god on April Fools’ Day, it could eat eyes.
How many will live to see the 2nd of April? Find out in… April Fools!
(I got a lot of these to do, people.)
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
