2-Pack: Stojo 16oz Collapsible Travel Cup With Straw
- When you got stuff in them, they’re cups
- When you don’t got stuff in them, they’re flat
THE ORACULUM
Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.
January 10th, 2026
The Wheel of Fortune is drawn.
R_N M___ __LT_N.
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