2-Pack: Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer
Our Take
- Makes cold brew but FAST
- (Like 25ish minutes, which is faster than overnight)
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
Jane arrived at HQ in a rush. She still felt groggy from sleeping in, and she knew she was late, terribly terribly late. Even so, she was surprised to find the hallway empty.
“Where is everyone?” she sputtered to the only person she could find, a janitor whistling as he mopped.
“All in the command center, ma’am,” he said. Then he looked up at her and his eyes narrowed. “Back already?”
“Ha, Funny joke,” Jane said flatly. “Because I’m so late, right?” She looked around confused; usually, before a blastoff, the halls teemed with activity, though they’d all been training simulations before.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
