2-Pack: Popular Mechanics Travel Gear Bags with Powerstrip

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

Darth Goofus had in an instant become the last Sith standing. All because he slid on a pool of water while using the Force to rush out of the shower stall.

In a way, he did take the life of his master, as most lords did before him. However, the incident was wholly unplanned, and Goofus himself was wholly unprepared to bear the burden of his new position. So many schemes were out there, centuries in the making, that he wasn’t aware of. He even considered not telling every attractive woman he met that he’s a Sith Lord “for the clout.”

Ultimately, he decided that said clout was definitely worth the risk.

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