2-Pack: Pocket Hose Copper Bullet 50FT Expandable Garden Hose with Sprayer
Our Take
- They’re not long when they’re not doing hose stuff
- They’re plenty long when they’re doing hose stuff
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Back in the 90s they made a whole ass movie about a killer laundry machine.
So that, but a garden hose. Maybe there’s a prank where it seems like a snake for a minute there.
It won’t be the worst horror movie you’ve seen when you watch… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
When Angela’s town is overtaken by vampires on April Fools’ Day, she has just one option: take them all down.
Good thing she’s got a copper bullet! Only, hers is a hose, and she’s spraying those blood-suckers down in a–
Wait, it’s a silver bullet, isn’t it?
And shit, that’s a werewolf thing not a vampire thing.
Shit. Dammit. I really fucked this one up. Dammit!
Bleep bloop blop… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
