2-Pack: Odyssey Toys Remote Control Bumper Cars

  • Looks like jet skis, drives like cars
  • Cool controls
  • Probably not much like the real thing
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Cool little bumper cars

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: Recovering combat jet ski addict

But Also Fine For: The easily amused

So far today...

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  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 257 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • We sold out at 11:30am.

Who's buying this crap?