2-Pack: Maya 4" Shower Head
Our Take
- Two shower heads
- AKA, two liquid massagers
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Carrie was covered in pig blood or something at the prom or whatever. (It’s been a while, but that was the deal, wasn’t it?) That could have been an April Fools joke, right? Maybe the other kids just sucked.
Either way, imagine if she took a really satisfying shower afterwards and then moved on with her life at a different school two states over. Never burned anybody to death.
Subvert your horror expectations in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
She wanted a Maya shower head.
As an April Fools’ Day prank, they gave her a mayo shower head.
Now, she’s covered in condiment, she’s angry, and she’s out for revenge in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
