2-Pack: Lockly Flex Touch Bluetooth Deadbolt Lock with Biometric 3D Fingerprint
Our Take
- Locks your door
- But, like, better
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Bobby hated April Fools nonsense and had dutifully locked himself at home, protected by his biometric deadbolt. Waking from his Netflix nap, he felt a dampness on the couch.
Blood?
His finger! Gone??
A soft beep is heard at the front door, in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
What happens when all of the deadbolts come to life?
Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
