2-Pack: Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray
- Highly concentrated
- Smells like ass; only worse
- Why
- We’ve got a new twist on the IRK Meh-rathon quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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“They even banned my account…” the petulant young man grumbled, tossing his device against the wall. “Now how am I supposed to leave thoughtful comments under photos of my Twi’lek baddies?”
The servant boy chimed in, “Have you considered an alt account, m’lord?”
“Fool!” He backhand slapped the boy across his face. “I’ll have to rebuild my entire follower base from scratch! Do you know how hard it is to be taken seriously by women in this galaxy with anything less than a 1,000?”
“I am not really sure what you are talking about,” the old Sith Lord commented. “But I heard the word ‘baddies,’ so you’re in.”
Indeed. It was decided then and there. This guy would be his apprentice.
