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KitSound Diggit2 Speakers: An FAQ

So, it looks like this is a 2-pack of speakers. Can they work in Stereo?

Absolutely. These two stylish outdoor speakers can be paired together to provide rich surround sound for all your backyard bashes.

Outdoor speakers, you say? But they’re cylindrical. Won’t they roll away on uneven ground?

Nope. They have attachable stakes, so you can spike them into the dirt. And, an added bonus: the stakes keep them elevated for clearer sound, whether you’re listening to top forty hits or a history podcast.

But will they stand up to the elements?

You can count on it. It doesn’t matter if you’re dealing with rain, dust, or sand; these speakers’ weatherproof design makes them a perfect pair for a little time outside or whatever big outdoor adventure you’ve got cooked up.

You said these are ‘weatherproof.’ Does that include ALL weather?

So, have to be honest, this question feels a little ominous, but as we said above: rain, dust, or sand will not be a prob–

What about a sword tornado?

Sorry, we’re unfamiliar with this… weather phenomenon.

Sword tornado. A tornado full of swords. How is it not self-explanatory?

Yeah, it just seems hard to understand how such a thing would occur.

Simple: tornado goes through a sword store. Picks up all the swords. Are you saying that’s impossible? That sword stores are somehow impervious to wind in a way that other retail establishments are not?

No, we would never imply that.

Okay, so, answer the question: the ‘weatherproof’ designation–does it include sword tornadoes?

We would argue that the sword aspect of the sword tornadoes, such as they exist, would not constitute ‘weather.’

So, as long as we de-sword the tornado, you can guarantee these speakers will survive?

You know, we think you’re getting a bit pedantic, and we should probably wrap this up.

Fine, but one last question: what are you eating under there?

Under where?

You’re eating underwear?!

That bit really doesn’t work in a text format.