2-Pack: I-XTech 33W Fast Wall Charging Block with 2 USB Ports
Our Take
- You could use one of these
- And we’ll give you two
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Your brand new $1200 phone doesn’t have a charging block in the box? Surely that must be a joke, right? Someone took it out of there, right??
Maybe the real horror is spending this much on smartphones every couple of years in the first place.
Watch more terrifying consumeristic dynamics unfold, only in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
What if a fast-charging block could charge your phone so fast it sped up time and sent you into the future? And what if the future was scary? Like a horror movie? And what if it was April Fools’ Day when all this happened?
And that last one is why the movie is called… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
