2-Pack: Ebenezer & Co. Oversized 20 Bulb 20FT LED Light Strands

They are Christmas lights
The big kind
Yep, that’s it
Are they Mac-compatible: No way, too big and playful-looking to work with an Apple product

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Holidays Are Lit

So, they’re Christmas lights.

Or, to be more accurate: they’re the big old-school style Christmas lights. You know, the ones that look like… well, look at the picture. That’s what they look like.

But, of course, these ones are new. So they’re probably loaded with modern smart features, right?!

Nope. They’re just lights.

So, if you’re in the market for something a bit more modern, consider checking out SideDeal’s daily deal. It’s a BlissLights Laser Star Projection Christmas Tree Topper. Hell yeah! Time to make this holiday season psychedelic as fuck!

Anyway, you should buy these lights, okay? They’ll look great if they’re your only piece of Christmas decor. They’ll look great if they’re one of a thousand holly and/or jolly decorations around your house. They’ll set the scene for when you host the whole family at your place, or give you a bit of yuletide cheer in the weeks leading up to when you depart on your Christmas vacation.

You know, a little trip at the end of December that’ll have you singing something like:

“Beliz Navidad”
“Must Be Santa Cruz”
“Jingle (Wisconsin) Dells”
“All I Want For Christmas is Malib-you”
“Isle of Wight Christmas”
“Christmas, Baby Please Come [to] Rome”
“Maui Kalikimaka”
“Jingle Bell Red Rock Canyon”
“Jolly Old Saint Lucia”
“Here Comes Santorini Claus”

Wow. Are the puns good? No. But are they at least closely related to the product today? Also no.

Anyway, get some old-school-looking Christmas lights.

2-Pack: Ebenezer & Co. Oversized 20 Bulb 20FT LED Light Strands

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