2-Pack: DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
- Super easy to install
- Cleans like you wouldn’t believe
- You get two of them!
- Why it works for Valentine’s Day: didn’t we already mention the nether regions?
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon
Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.
Maybe they were drawn to each other because they each had such a clean driving record.
Or like a couple of neat freaks. Each house—super clean.
Nah, just kidding. It was the mutually spotless nether regions.
