2-Pack: Dartwood 1080p Digital Camera for Kids

  • Maybe if you get this they won’t screw with your phone
  • (They’ll definitely still screw with your phone)
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon

“Up there?” Jane said.

“In space.” The janitor seemed confused and angry. He’d long since stopped his work, and a pool formed around his mop’s braided end on the tile. “Y’all launched off, what, two hours ago, and you’re already back?”

A bolt of terror shot through Jane’s spine. “What? You mean they launched the mission? Without me?”

“Without you?” the janitor said. “What are you talkin’bout? I seen you come in myself! And here’s I thought we were turning a corner because you actually said hi to me.”

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