We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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The bonesnatcher wants your pretty, pretty bones to replace its own. Its bones have gone bad. Will you give it your bones?

@KoolHandJoe: “The premise is indeed frightening… but the second the name “boner” is spoken the victims will likely die from laughing… so I guess the plan is to start with the funny bone?”