2-Pack: Create A Castle 25-Piece Activity Bundle
Our Take
- A fun activity
- Castle no big enough to live in, unfortunately
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
[Aggressive screenwriter sniffing and lip-smacking] “Okay okay okay, right, hear me out. It’s like Indian in the Cupboard meets Chucky meets Toy Story, right, except it all centers on the kid’s castle, right… and I know it seems like I’m making this up as I go, but…”
Did our contracted screenwriter blow his advance and spend six months partying instead of fleshing out his pitch? Maybe! Is he making this up as he Zooms us from his little brother’s room after moving back in with his parents? Plausible!
The joke might be on the investors, but you can find out in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
When little Toby wakes up on the first of April, he finds someone has been messing with his Create A Castle 25-Piece Activity Bundle. A classic prank, he thinks. Only, why are there claw marks emerging from under his bed and leading to the castle bundle? Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
