2-Pack: Champion Sunglasses
- One pair of sunglasses to protect your eyes
- Another pair of sunglasses to also protect your eyes
- A main pair and a backup! (Or a gift)
- Can they make a margarita: No but they can make you look super cool while you drink a margarita!
Protect Your Eyes
Three scenarios:
Scenario 1 - You go to the store to get some stuff to make for dinner. It should be a simple trip, five minutes there, five minutes back. Only, when you arrive, they’re out of about seven of the essential ingredients for whatever recipe you’re making. Next thing you know, you’re driving all over town on a sunny day to track down everything you need.
Scenario 2 - You planned to go straight home or to the gym after work, but it’s been one of those days, so you and a few coworkers decide to grab a drink after work. You head to the bar down the street from the office, and as luck would have it, there’s patio seating. And it’s a beautiful day! A beautiful, bright, sunny day. Like, really bright. And really, really sunny.
Scenario 3 - High school was hard enough for a hyper-intelligent nerd like you. But now, things have gotten worse! While trying to earn a little extra credit in the physics lab, you accidentally carried out an experiment that gave your eyes the ability to shoot lasers. And until you learn how to control this new power of yours, you’re going to have to keep your corneas covered!
What do all of these situations have in common?
Two things. First, having a pair of sunglasses would be helpful in each of them. But second, and more importantly, in each situation you didn’t necessarily expect that you’d need sunglasses.
That’s why you should buy these. You get two pairs for $15. In other words, while they’re cool-looking enough to be your main shades, they’re cheap enough to be backups. That means you can stash a pair in your car. Or leave a pair at your desk at work. Or put a pair in your backpack, next to all those college-level books about physics.
In other words, you’ll have them when you need them, even if you didn’t realize you would.
So go ahead, get a couple pairs, and be ready for the sun!
