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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

It was discovered, post mortem, that in addition to the obvious lightsaber wound, the Sith Lord had been suffering from something like a cardiac arrest moments before. Markings on the skin of his leg upwards indicated that a jolt of electricity may have been the cause. However, the only electricity observed in that moment had appeared to be in the process of coming from the Sith Lord’s own hands. A strange conundrum that left those analyzing the body at the time puzzled but was ultimately deemed unnecessary for further investigation.

The naked vigilante disappeared following the encounter, supposedly never to be seen again.

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