Ewbank 5-Piece Floor & Window Cleaning Kit with Spray Mop, Sweeper, and Squeegee

  • It’s one thing.
  • But it’s actually four things.
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: probably not a great idea actually
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon

Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.

He looked at her from across the bar. He was a successful painter, polo player, and gardener. Surely he couldn’t also be a person who confidentially approaches women at a bar. After all, you can’t be FOUR things.

Then he saw the Ewbank spray mop, duster, sweeper, and window cleaner propped in the corner. If it could be four things…

He took one last drink and made his move.

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