Too late It’s over

2-Pack: Anker 6FT PowerLine USB Cables (A-to-C, A-to-Lightning, C-to-Lightning)

Thoroughly resistant to fraying and wear-related damage
Proven in a laboratory environment to withstand 15000 bends
Also 15,000 exposures to Radiohead’s The Bends

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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A deadly allergen is released in a remote scientific facility, or maybe a spaceship. It causes those exposed to have an intense need to sneeze, but if they do, their head explodes. People always say you shouldn’t hold in your sneezes, but in this situation it’ll save their life!