2-Pack: Anker PowerCore III Elite 25,600mAh PD High Speed USB-C Power Bank
Our Take
- Pretty big power banks
- They can charge a phone a few times each
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
In a dystopian future, every day is April Fools’ Day. (It’s mostly because A.I. still sucks and we need an excuse for it to be wrong all the time.) Beware as the robots scour the earth for every last battery and powerbank in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
On the train ride through the remote mountain range, Annie charged her dead phone using her Anker PowerCore III Elite Power Bank.
Once powered on, a message from an unknown sender appeared on her screen.
“The man behind you is a vampire,” it read. “No one on the train is safe until you put a stake through his heart.”
Is it a prank? Or are the fangs about to come out?
Find out in… April Fools’!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
