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2-or-12-Pack: Nature's Way Fortify Gummy Probiotics

  • Each bottle has 60 gummies. You get either 2 bottles or 12 bottles.
  • They expire in December of 2018, when the Holiday Spirit renders any hopes of “gut health” irrelevant.
  • They say: "With 4 billion live probiotic cultures in each serving, Primadophilus Fortify Gummies are a delicious and enjoyable way to support daily digestive health.”
  • We say: "With 4 billion live probiotic cultures in each serving, Primadophilus Fortify Gummies are a delicious and enjoyable way to, IDK, maybe sorta support daily digestive health?”
  • Model: 033674115404 (Which, last time I tried to claim was 5 times as much as the 4 billion live probiotic cultures in each serving. That’s SUPER WRONG, and I was rightfully derided for it in the forums and so now I’d like to apologize. I seriously don’t know how I got it so wrong.)
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Not Exactly Not Unsubstantiated

Last time we sold these we expressed some skepticism. Luckily, you all came through in the forums and… didn’t really provide any conclusive evidence either way.

There was a discussion of Bacillus Coagulan. There were some deserved criticisms of WebMD. There were jokes about taking them with antibiotics to watch them fight, as well as an explanation of why taking them with antibiotics might be a good idea. Some argued any benefit was merely a placebo effect and others disagreed.

So, it was a good conversation for sure, but it doesn’t really help us much. Because while we value back-and-forth as much as the next forum-driven deal-a-day site, we also need to move some damn product. And since the last time, we haven’t gotten any closer to being deemed “medical professionals” (although we did Google “free accelerated med school”), so we can’t make any claims about how effective these are for your gutspace or your digestion.

So, this time, we’re ditching our skepticism and focusing on the claims we can make without being doctors. Here are 9 non-medical reasons to give probiotics a try:

  1. Because there’s a chance that the “prob” actually stands for “probably works.”
  2. Because they’re just more positive than conbiotics.
  3. Because you want Dr. Oz to stop throwing pebbles at your bedroom window at 2am.
  4. Because you want to turn irritable bowel syndrome into optimistic bowel syndrome.
  5. Because you need an ice breaker with Jamie Lee Curtis.
  6. Because if you think about it, it’s basically blockchain technology in your colon.
  7. Because you loved Lindsay Wagner in The Biotic Woman.
  8. Because maybe active cultures = your kink.
  9. Because it’s easier than snorting all those crushed up açai berries.

See? You don’t fuss over whether they do anything or not. Probiotics have something to offer everyone!

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