2-for-Tuesday: Posture PT Portable Posture Trainers
- You can put them on any chair! They even fit on couches!
- (Okay, they probably don’t fit on ANY chair. Have you seen chairs these days? I mean, whoa!)
- Developed by a physical therapist, they’ll help your posture, strengthen your core, and reduce back and shoulder pain.
- Furthermore, according to this video, they’ll basically improve your entire life, especially the weird interview-like breakfasts you have with your wife.
- Model: PT001-BLK, not to be confused with PT001-BRNM, the robot that runs the circus.
Health Genius
In the grand scheme of things, I’m pretty smart about health stuff. No, not necessarily among other humans. I mean in the REAL grand scheme, as in: among all living creatures in the world. I sometimes eat too many donuts, or drink so much coffee that I give myself a headache. But I at least KNOW what I’ve done immediately after I’ve done it. And compared to my cats or my dog, I come out looking like a friggin’ genius!
For example, I won’t find my way into the trash and attempt to consume a giant wad of paper towels that were used to soak up frying oil, only to slink behind the couch and embarrassedly vomit it up. And if I found myself stuck in a bathroom, I would wait patiently until someone got home and ask them for some help. I would not, under any circumstances, try to EAT MY WAY OUT, causing enough damage so that both the door and the trim need to be replaced, and giving myself a pretty rough tummy ache along the way. Another point in my favor: I understand the utility of pills as well as the ease with which they can be taken. They don’t need to be hidden in cheese or loaded into a little plastic contraption to be shot deep into my throat in order to induce swallowing. I just take them!
And yet, even as I type these gloating words, I’m sitting in a rickety wooden chair, leaning awkwardly over my laptop. Unlike the damage of a few too many donuts or a bit too much coffee, I won’t feel the effects of my bad poor posture for many years. And yet, I know this, but I do nothing to correct it.
In a way, poor posture is like the human version of eating out of the garbage. We just can’t help it. Instead of taste-testing rotten meat or chewing on plastic bags, we hunch. And just as pets need help learning what they should and should not do, often for their own good, so do we.
That’s where this this Posture PT Confidence Corrector comes in. It can fit onto just about any chair–from office chairs to the driver’s seat of your car–and it improves posture, which in turn strengthens your core and reduces lower back and shoulder pain. Or, to put it differently, it’s not unlike a spray that makes bad posture smell like sour apples!
Okay, that’s going a little overboard with the pet metaphor thing. It’s not a spray. It’s a posture corrector. Sorry for the confusion. Now buy one, and straighten out your life. Got it?
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