2-for-Tuesday: Contigo 20oz West Loop 2.0 Autoseal Mug

  • You get a pair of the insanely insulated travel mugs everybody around here loves
  • Each has an extra 4 ounces of capacity over the ones we’ve sold before
  • Seriously, stuff stays hot/cold essentially forever (specifically, 6 hours hot and 18 hours cold)
  • Push button, drink liquid: one-handed operation so you can keep at least one hand on the wheel no matter how thirsty you get
  • Easy-Clean lid performs as advertised: no hidden gunky buildup
  • Model: 70121 (it would be thematically perfect for the story if this ZIP code were in the Florida Keys, but New Orleans isn’t a bad substitute)
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You can even take it to the beach, boys and girls.

Kombucha, Aquafina, ooh I wanna drink ya
My cocoa, my java, stays as hot as lava
Milkshakes, V-8, baby you taste so great
Kombucha

Next to my car keys sits a mug by Contigo
That’s where my drinks will go between dual vacuum walls
Hydration on demand, sip my drinks with one hand
I’ll be falling in love with my new favorite travel mug brand
They call it Contigo

Kombucha, Aquafina, ooh I wanna drink ya
My cocoa, my java, stays as hot as lava
Milkshakes, V-8, baby you taste so great
Oooh I wanna drink you from my
Contigo
I sip it fast, the temperature changes slow
Drink what I want when I’m on the go
With my Contigo

My sweet iced tea maintains frigidity

My morning coffee, Contigo keeps it warming me
Its design will defy normal thermal entropy
My Snapple’s a delight, cran-apple stays cold all night
That creamy latte of mine, give me a caffeinated morning high
From my Contigo

Kombucha, Aquafina, ooh I wanna drink ya
My cocoa, my java, stays as hot as lava
Milkshakes, V-8, baby you taste so great
Oooh I wanna drink you from my
Contigo
I sip it fast, the temperature changes slow
Drink what I want when I’m on the go
With my Contigo

Lemonade never tasted so great

Everybody knows they need mug like Contigo
This West Loop is ready to go, 20 ounces and all
So grab a Contigo

Kombucha, Aquafina, ooh I wanna drink ya
My cocoa, my java, stays as hot as lava
Milkshakes, V-8, baby you taste so great
Oooh I wanna drink you from my
Contigo
I sip it fast, the temperature changes slow
Drink what I want when I’m on the go
With my Contigo

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