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2-for-Tuesday: Sentry LED Headlamps

  • “Headlamp”? More like “strap lamp”
  • Mount it on your head, knee, dog, chair, doorknob, or anything else that the straps fit
  • Seven LED bulbs, three brightness levels
  • Water-resistant for when your head is raining
  • Super cheap, eminently giftable, hormone-free
  • Model: LED95
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The light that could save Christmas.

Or New Year’s Day. Or Casimir Pulaski Day. Or your Uncle Wayne’s parole party. You never know what important occasion will teeter on the thin line between light and shadow, saved only by the timely intervention of a well-placed bulb.

It happened this Thanksgiving. Not once, but twice, to two different Mehtizens. It was a different light than this one. But with the Sentry LED95’s versatile straps - it doesn’t have to be a headlamp, you could hang it or hook it or strap it to almost anything - it could just as easily have been the hero of Turkey Day.

First, after his stove lightbulb burned out, ACraigL used his mountable area light to keep an eye on his turkey while it cooked. The resulting bird owes its tender, juicy succulence to that light and ACraigL’s quick thinking!

Then LikeClockwork was hosting a festive Friendsgiving when the Great Ice Storm of Aught-Fifteen knocked out the electricity. Once again, a Meh-bought lantern came to the rescue, saving Thanksgiving and who knows how many friendships.

As we said, different light. But this Sentry strap-lamp comes in no less handy. Like the original GI Joe, it’s fully poseable. It’s ready to rescue any celebration - and perhaps, in turn, to prevent a whole lot more trouble. We all know what happens when things don’t go Uncle Wayne’s way.

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