2-for-Tuesday: Mighty Charger Disposable Battery Chargers
- Recharges disposable AA, AAA, and 9-volt batteries, as long as they’re not completely dead
- We know how it sounds, but our own tests showed that it really seems to work
- They say it makes batteries last “up to 40 times” longer - get back to us in five years to find out if that claim holds up
- Model: MC109
What sorcery be this? No, wait, don't tell us.
You may remember that when we first encountered the Mighty Charger, we were skeptical. Highly skeptical. Then we tested it ourselves and discovered that it really does recharge non-rechargeable batteries.
How? We don’t know. We could probably find out. But we’d rather not.
Recharging those disposable batteries made us believe anything is possible. If the dying Duracells in our wireless keyboard can go from 9% power to 100%, what miracles are beyond hope?
We look forward to a future where we can put toothpaste back into the tube. Where flat soda can be rebubbled back to its fizzy youth. Where torn jeans and socks can regrow their fraying threads. Where there’s some miraculous way to make our car’s sagging ceiling upholstery readhere to the ceiling. We’re dreaming big here.
If we learned the science behind the Mighty Charger, if it actually made sense to us, then we’d have to give up on all those things that don’t make any sense.
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