18-Pack: SpaLife Facial Mask Variety Pack
- These aren’t the essential kinds of masks
- But they’re the relaxing kinds of masks
THE ORACULUM
Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.
December 4th, 2034
The unfortunate nuptials will be celebrated
In great joy but the end unhappy:
Husband and mother will slight the daughter-in-law,
By purchasing towels without her consultation.