13" Chubby Blob Seal Pillow

  • A ~delightful kewl new item~
  • So totally kewt
  • Very huggable (but not pre-hugged)
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Uva Humper is the socialite heir to a Chubby Blob Seal Pillow fortune worth one million. The only thing standing between her and her inheritance is a Christmas trip to idyllic Batteries Required, where an encounter with a handsome knob turner who spends his free time doing erotic tattoos just might uproot her big city dreams in… A Very Enormous Christmas.

So far today...

  • 65113 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 518 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 5 of these.
  • We sold out at 4pm.
  • That’s $64 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?