12-Pack: The Only Bean Dry Roasted Edamame Beans (BB 6/12/2022)
- They’re past the Best By date already
- Do you care
- If yes, don’t buy them
- If no, come get some
The Medi-Oscars
David begins to shut the medicine cabinet, only to be greeted by a terrible grinning face in the mirror. “GAH!” he shouts in surprise, but he unfortunately recognizes the graying, decayed face of his friend Jack. Still unconvinced, David desperately reasons aloud, “You’re not real.”
To which the undead Jack cocks his head and bluntly replies, “Oh don’t be a putz, David.”
“Well then who is he?” asks David cautiously.
“Who?”
“Him!” David pushes the medicine cabinet closed even further, revealing another strange occupant in the bathroom with them.
“GAH!” shouts Jack with surprise.
“Hey,” remarks Irk nonchalantly from the shower behind him.