12 Pack: Jelly Belly 5 Flavor BOO! Jelly Beans with Clear Gift Box
- Jelly Beans but they’re f@#4ing spooky as heck
- Not really
- Still tasty
- Don’t REGRET Checking out that Black Friday Sale on SideDeal
Day of Days
You’ve got your Black Fridays, your Cyber Mondays, your Prime Days… I think we can do better, as a society. Better retail holidays. More of them, and with more variety. In fact, I have a list of days that I think would be great additions!
32. Flack Friday
So each store gets this sort of grenade launcher thing, and they load it up with these special fragmentation grenades engraved with numbers corresponding to different products.
Everybody gathers out in front of the store, and after a countdown, the retailers just start blasting.
Then when all the explosions stop, customers inspect the shrapnel that has torn into their flesh and bone for the numbers! After you figure out what numbers you’ve got and sort of stop the bleeding, you get a super cool discount on those products!
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12 Pack: Jelly Belly 5 Flavor BOO! Jelly Beans with Clear Gift Box 6
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It's a Meh-rathon 70
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Should Black Friday return to being just on Friday? 10
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Places to go, things to see 8