No Rumpling

What are “travel hangers”?

Basically, they’re hangers that fold, so they’re not only compact; they also provide structure to your dress clothes while they’re inside your suitcase. Then, when you arrive where you’re going, all you have to do is unfold them and hang them up.

Does that make any sense? Vaguely. Which is why, in lieu of trying to explain further, we’re just going to post this handy 30-second video:

In other words, you can travel without fear that you’re going to look all rumpled at the wedding or big business presentation. Which means you can actually RELAX on your journey!

And we say, if you want to relax even further, why not get yourself a drink at the airport while you wait for your flight? Since the thing you’re toasting to is your clothing remaining flat and organized, maybe order something garment-themed beverage, like a:

• CardiGuinness
• Mai-tie
• Milwaukee’s Vest
• Sidecargo-pants
• Gin & tunic
• Chian-tee
• Lululemon Drop
• Merlot cut blouse
• Tom Collars
• Busch Light summer dress

Look, the video pretty much did our job for us today, okay? And our mother taught us that if we don’t have anything truly informative to say, we should make stupid puns. Is it a good rule to live by? Debatable. But we live by it nonetheless.

Anyway, buy these hangers. They’re actually pretty cool.