10-Pack: Trojan BareSkin Lubricated Latex Condoms
Our Take
- They’re for… you know
- Doing… you know
- Maybe can be made into slimy balloon animals
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 10-Pack: Trojan BareSkin Lubricated Latex Condoms!“
“But, honey… How am I supposed to use these things to penetrate the Trojans’ outer wall and raze their city!”
“…”
“Don’t you dare imply what I think you’re going to imply.”
“All I’m gonna say is we can probably make a hole…”
“I’m using you as a shield.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
