10-Pack: BlissLights BlissBulb Laser Star Projector Bulbs
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
“Youssef designed it specifically for emergency scenarios,” Collins went on. “It’s called the Gemini-5000.”
“Bit on the nose, for the twin thing,” Jane said.
“I’m sure it’s just a coincidence,” Collins said.
“You better give a crash course fast,” Jane said.
“A crash course?” Collins went rigid. “But Jane, I won’t teach you how to crash it! That’s the last thing we want you to do!”
“It’s a figure of speech,” Jane said.
“Oh, right,” Collins said. “We better get on it.”
I sure hope the crew is alright," Jane said. “But I’m not too worried. I imagine they’ve realized something is different about their commanding officer and are currently taking action.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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