Targus 17" Gravity Backpack
- Fits laptops with screens up to 17", or similarly sized cutting boards, shields, and Ouija boards
- Laptop compartment, sunglasses pocket, water bottle pouch, tortilla warmer, pepper spray holster, shoe rack, spatula holder, and emergency change of underwear
- OK, we made most of those up
- Model: TSB628
Backpack, backpack! BACKPACK, BACKPACK!
Hey, are you looking for a backpack? Have we got a backpack for you! This Targus 17" Laptop Backpack is perfect for -
Sorry, wait. Hang on. Ever since we had kids, every time we hear the word “backpack” we get that Dora the Explorer song stuck in our heads. You know that one? “Backpack, backpack”? Alright, maybe if we listen to it, we can dislodge it from our ears. Do you mind?
OK, cool. That’s plenty of that for one lifetime! Now where were we? Oh, yeah, so this Targus backpack combines the utility of a laptop bag with the convenience and comfort of a backpack. Made to fit laptops with up to 17" screens, this backpack -
No. Nope, still there. “Backpack, backpack! Backpack, backpack, yeah!” So annoying. So. Annoying.
GAAAAAHH but yeah, anyway, we just have to get through a few more lines about all the panels and pockets in this backpack - oh, no - it just won’t stop - grinding away - at our - minds -
No! No! Stop! No more! Please! Backpackbackpack! Backpackbackpack! Kill us now! KILL US NOW! COME, SWEET RELIEF OF THE GRAVE!
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Targus 17" Gravity Backpack 93
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Stupid Dancin' Skeleton 14
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The most annoying little-kid TV show of all time is: 115
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Returned IP Camera Monitors 10 -
I bought a house! 92 -
Fuk u and yr Fuc n I'm not a robot bull chit. 45 -
An Attempt to Break @joelmw's Verbosity Record 31 -
Certified Beer Server 18