ProBreeze 4-Stage True HEPA Large Room Air Purifier with Ionizer

  • It’s got: a pre-filter, a true HEPA filter, a cold catalyst, a negative ion generator, and active carbon filters
  • Translation: very little grit is getting through
  • Works in rooms of all sizes up to 500 square feet
  • Put it in Night Mode so it filters the air without waking you up
  • Does it come in Georgia Red: No, it comes in generic-ass off white
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Freshen Up

Ever drop a pen and have it roll under the couch? Or accidentally kick a sandal under the bed? Or spill a little something on your nice rug and rush to dab it up with a wet paper towel before it stains? Or do anything else that requires you to get down on your hands and knees and observe your floor up close?

Because you notice stuff when you do that. For example, under that couch or that bed is a field of dust and grit and the cat hair of seemingly three tabbies (despite the fact that you only have one). And you’ll also find the same stuff woven into the fibers of the carpet if you haven’t vacuumed in the last half hour.

Now, here’s the thing: what you’re seeing? It’s actually only some of the nasty stuff floating through the air in your house. The rest of it is so small, it’s basically invisible to the naked eye. And here’s the other thing: what’s on the floor? It doesn’t come up through the floorboards. It floats through the air and eventually settles there.

That is, if you don’t inhale it first.

Will this Pro Breeze air purifier eliminate all the dust and grit in your house? Probably not. But thanks to its pre-filter, true HEPA filter, cold catalyst, negative ion generator, and active carbon filters, it will do a solid job of pulling some of the gross particles out of the air before you eat a bunch of them while taking a deep breath.

Which is especially nice now, in the middle of the winter, when your house is shut up and the air is all stale and gnarly. Also, in the summer, when the windows are all closed so you can run the AC. Also, in the spring, when the windows are wide open… letting in all the pollen. Also, in the fall, when the smoke from your neighbors’ bonfire wafts into your living room and then stays there when you close everything up for the night to keep warm.

It’s a good thing to have any time, is what we’re saying.

And it’s good for small, medium, and large rooms (up to 500sq/ft) and even nurseries (just put it in Night Mode for quiet operation).

So get one, and enjoy getting some good clean air!

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