@mike808@TheCO2 covfefe? Is that the coffee that rodents eat then shit out the beans for roasting? Pretty sure that would induce constipation. Hamberders of the impossible variety might help - just lay off the cheese.
@mike808@ThatsHeadly We have yet to figure out what covfefe is, but don’t tell me what it can do to me. I probably won’t like it, so I will deny it and call you really bad names, because the ingredients were probably in a deleted email.
@tinamarie1974 I would hope option #1 includes that as part of the clean up, at least in my mind it does. I hear you though, I’ve run into plenty of co-workers that just walk right out. I won’t be shaking their hands ever. The worst is one that washes before going and walks right out after. Very puzzling.
@Aracos@tinamarie1974 It all depends on what part of the processed constitutes “finished up on the toilet”
Just as no job is truly done until the “paperwork is complete”… the LAST step before you leave the bathroom should DEFINITELY be hand hygiene…
Flush.
@shahnm Thank you.
I’m just a little disturbed at your interest.
Flush 10 to 15 times.
@TheCO2 You are my favorite
@TheCO2 less KFC might be advisable.
@ThatsHeadly @TheCO2
Back off the Memphis Hot or you’ll drop one of these…
@mike808 @ThatsHeadly I was going to try a steady diet of hamberders. Do you think that will work, or covfefe?
@mike808 @TheCO2 covfefe? Is that the coffee that rodents eat then shit out the beans for roasting? Pretty sure that would induce constipation. Hamberders of the impossible variety might help - just lay off the cheese.
@mike808 @ThatsHeadly We have yet to figure out what covfefe is, but don’t tell me what it can do to me. I probably won’t like it, so I will deny it and call you really bad names, because the ingredients were probably in a deleted email.
Depends on what your definition of “finished” is.
Wave goodbye to the sailors before sending them off to sea!
@Rossome Throw a towel to the kids in the pool.
@Rossome @ZeroCharisma
Apologize.
Thank the viewers and end the live stream.
@awk Is that some sort of euphemism?
/giphy puzzled
Why has no one mentioned washing their hands???
@tinamarie1974 I would hope option #1 includes that as part of the clean up, at least in my mind it does. I hear you though, I’ve run into plenty of co-workers that just walk right out. I won’t be shaking their hands ever. The worst is one that washes before going and walks right out after. Very puzzling.
@Aracos agree! I don’t understand peoples apprehension with the one to two minute process. Seems worth it to me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Aracos @tinamarie1974 It all depends on what part of the processed constitutes “finished up on the toilet”
Just as no job is truly done until the “paperwork is complete”… the LAST step before you leave the bathroom should DEFINITELY be hand hygiene…
Wait for feeling to return in my feet. It’s like you’re not meant to spend 30 minutes on the toilet or something…
@medz I call that “toilet toe”.
@medz If you’re on the john long enough to get tingle toe you might have GI issues. Or you eat too much KFC + McDonalds…
@ThatsHeadly Or I just like some time to myself to dick around on my phone.
Call in the hazmat squad.
Check Meh on my phone.
Finish my attack on Clash of Clans and put my phone back in my pocket.
/giphy empty toilet paper roll
Curse the fucker that left an empty roll on the hanger.
Weigh myself to see how many Courics I dropped. Is it a record? I have the European Fecal Standards and Measurements office on speed dial!
Light some Japanese incense and open a window. And get the hell out of there.
Finish the current Sudoku. And clean up, of course.
Grab my pants off the towel rack and put them back on.
Put the people magazine or the Enquirer on the shelf.