@Kyeh@yakkoTDI Yep. Given that the toilet in our master bath is in a separate little room with a door, I’m not sure how the described scenario would ever happen. But if I somehow found my towel unusable, I’d just grab another one from the stack.
@Kyeh@macromeh@yakkoTDI
ALL of our commodes are in separate small rooms. Of course the stack of clean towels is on top of the cabinet over the toilet tank in our master bath so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@IndifferentDude I’ve always shut the lid after watching that Mythbusters ep where they showed all the toilet spray getting onto everything in the bathroom.
I want a bathroom like my one friend had. Not only was the toilet nowhere near the shower the bathroom was built in such a way that no shower curtain/door was needed.
@FightingMongoos@Kyeh Hey when I worked in NW Ontario we had outhouses including a 2 seater with a lovely view of the lake and a 4 seater. Used year round, including at 40 -60 below. In the winter we’d draw straws to see who got to knock over the pyramid inside it. We also had one you’d have to kick the door since a porcupine was eating it and would hang out on the underside of the hole chewing on the wood. No way you’d want to sit on that! After kicking the door the porcupine would slowly waddle out.
@FightingMongoos@hchavers@unksol
I step outside naked when putting spay sunblock on before going going on the lake. I just gotta make sure my FIL isn’t on his porch next door (MIL used to live there too and it was truly everybody loves Raymond). The train conductors gotten a few shows but I’m sure that’s not nearly the best thing he’s seen. But it’s way easier and less messy than spraying myself in the house and I make sure I get everywhere so I don’t burn.
@FightingMongoos@hchavers@Star2236 I usually do that sort of shenanigans in the garage. And more gearing up for yard work/clothes I don’t want to take inside. Sometimes the door is open but I mind my angles to the road at least. Nobody wants to see any of that
@FightingMongoos@hchavers@unksol
My back yard is really private, the only person that can see us is my FIL if he’s on his porch or the train conductor (if he’d paying attention bc there’s a light right ahead). Neighbor on the other side has a tall fence and behind the train is a hill and 5 lane rd but they can’t see into our yard. I like the privacy that the yard has.
So many questions.
If I’m about to step out of the shower how am I over the toilet to dunk my towel?
Why/how is my towel over the toilet?
Why is the toilet lid up?
Answer grab one off the stack. OR
If there were none which is not a thing. Fuck it it’s my house. I’ll air dry. Thank you very much
When I was a kid we had pet skunks. Whenever we’d give one a bath, I noticed it would dry itself by suddenly moving its head in a corkscrew motion which would then propagate down its body in an ever-increasing wave, then finally to its tail with a snap. The skunk would be almost completely dry and we, the ceiling, walls and anything else in the blast zone would be dripping with skunkwater. We quickly learned to throw a towel over any skunk before they could do the corkscrew. (Sometimes they’d still beat us to the draw).
What’s that have to do with the question? Not a thing. But I suppose I could hypothetically dry myself off like a skunk. This is a hypothetical exercise, right?
Grab a clean towel from the stack.
@yakkoTDI Yeah, exactly. I have a LOT of towels.
@yakkoTDI I don’t understand why this wasn’t an option. Do most people only own one bath towel?
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI Yep. Given that the toilet in our master bath is in a separate little room with a door, I’m not sure how the described scenario would ever happen. But if I somehow found my towel unusable, I’d just grab another one from the stack.
@Kyeh @macromeh @yakkoTDI
ALL of our commodes are in separate small rooms. Of course the stack of clean towels is on top of the cabinet over the toilet tank in our master bath so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wring out the toilet water, proceed to dry off.
That’s why I ALWAYS close the lid on the toilet seat first!! I are a smart fella!!
@IndifferentDude I’ve always shut the lid after watching that Mythbusters ep where they showed all the toilet spray getting onto everything in the bathroom.
@IndifferentDude You sure you aren’t a fart smella?
@tweezak
/giphy eww
@FightingMongoos @IndifferentDude I always shut the lid due to cats because they do not believe that a toilet is not a big cat water dish.
Well giphy was a total fail. I tried cat drinking from toilet and not one giphy had a cat in it. Not one.
@FightingMongoos @IndifferentDude All my toilets here have slow close seats. When done, just a simple pull and it all closes.
@Kidsandliz
The other towel on this double towel hanger?
Actually my toilet is nowhere near the door of my shower.
@Kyeh Lucky!
I want a bathroom like my one friend had. Not only was the toilet nowhere near the shower the bathroom was built in such a way that no shower curtain/door was needed.
@yakkoTDI Mine’s not that fancy, I do have a shower door, but the toilet has its own little room with a pocket door.
@Kyeh Got one of them fancy outhouses, huh? Nice!
@FightingMongoos
No, it’s attached.
Hardeehar.
@FightingMongoos @Kyeh Hey when I worked in NW Ontario we had outhouses including a 2 seater with a lovely view of the lake and a 4 seater. Used year round, including at 40 -60 below. In the winter we’d draw straws to see who got to knock over the pyramid inside it. We also had one you’d have to kick the door since a porcupine was eating it and would hang out on the underside of the hole chewing on the wood. No way you’d want to sit on that! After kicking the door the porcupine would slowly waddle out.
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI
The master bath is a 4x6 foot tiled walk-in with glass block on 2 sides and no door. It also has 2 shower heads.
@chienfou @yakkoTDI
What giphy were you trying to get?
i don’t leave the lid open
Grab another towel while wondering how tf I managed to drop a towel 15 feet around a corner into a toilet with its lid down.
Run around until I the wind dries me off. Who am I kidding, I do that even with a dry towel.
@hchavers My neighbors look at me funny when I step outside to shake off after a shower. Doesn’t bother them when the dogs do it.
@FightingMongoos @hchavers I mean. What you are shaking and who your neighbors are may make all the difference on if there is a police report.
@FightingMongoos @hchavers @unksol
I step outside naked when putting spay sunblock on before going going on the lake. I just gotta make sure my FIL isn’t on his porch next door (MIL used to live there too and it was truly everybody loves Raymond). The train conductors gotten a few shows but I’m sure that’s not nearly the best thing he’s seen. But it’s way easier and less messy than spraying myself in the house and I make sure I get everywhere so I don’t burn.
@FightingMongoos @hchavers @Star2236 I usually do that sort of shenanigans in the garage. And more gearing up for yard work/clothes I don’t want to take inside. Sometimes the door is open but I mind my angles to the road at least. Nobody wants to see any of that
@FightingMongoos @hchavers @unksol
My back yard is really private, the only person that can see us is my FIL if he’s on his porch or the train conductor (if he’d paying attention bc there’s a light right ahead). Neighbor on the other side has a tall fence and behind the train is a hill and 5 lane rd but they can’t see into our yard. I like the privacy that the yard has.
@FightingMongoos @hchavers @unksol
You’ve probably made a few train conductors’ days!
@Star2236
@FightingMongoos @hchavers @Kyeh @Star2236 @unksol
There just something about being outside ‘nekkid’
I walk into the hallway and grab another towel from the closet.
I keep my towel in my towel warmer, but my bathroom is tiny so I suppose this could happen.
So many questions.
If I’m about to step out of the shower how am I over the toilet to dunk my towel?
Why/how is my towel over the toilet?
Why is the toilet lid up?
Answer grab one off the stack.
OR
If there were none which is not a thing. Fuck it it’s my house. I’ll air dry. Thank you very much
Put on my soft terry robe
/giphy terry robe
When I was a kid we had pet skunks. Whenever we’d give one a bath, I noticed it would dry itself by suddenly moving its head in a corkscrew motion which would then propagate down its body in an ever-increasing wave, then finally to its tail with a snap. The skunk would be almost completely dry and we, the ceiling, walls and anything else in the blast zone would be dripping with skunkwater. We quickly learned to throw a towel over any skunk before they could do the corkscrew. (Sometimes they’d still beat us to the draw).
What’s that have to do with the question? Not a thing. But I suppose I could hypothetically dry myself off like a skunk. This is a hypothetical exercise, right?
@mehcuda67 Now I’m curious to see this skunk behavior!
@mehcuda67 Your skunk description made me think of Lewis Carrol’s slithy toves:
Throw the towel in the laundry and go back to bed.
I order more towels from Meh, of course!
@IWUJackson
THIS is the answer they were looking for!
With the same towel from the dryer after the washing machine. Duh! Well by then I am air dried anyway.
The cat licks me dry, of course.
Use the towel that I dry my hair with
Air Dry
/giphy air dry
@Chronicle
This