I probably squint at a dust cloud far away on the horizon and say:
“Looks like 10 men riding west towards the outpost. I don’t like the looks of their rifles. And those three riderless horses tell me that these outlaws bit off more than they could chew with the lawmen of Sulphur Gulch.”
With a knife between my teeth, I squat on my haunches while I’m running through the forest then I run my fingers through some scat then smell them, squint and say, “Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!”
I watch a computer screen with a blip marking the location of the tracking device I put on his car, then relay that info to the people in another car following him. “He just turned left on Willow Street, then right into an underground parking garage!”
Give the “all stop” shoulder-height fist signal, then quickly point two fingers to the left then right, to signal my team to begin flanking the quarry.
I do whatever you tell me. Oh wait, that’s a Big Trak.
@cinoclav Looks very Space 1999 moon rover.
@mike808 I actually had one of these as a kid. Probably the most disappointing toy ever.
Move that dirt around while going “vroom, screech, plump”
I do what all trackers do first – put on my track shoes! (Duh.)
I probably squint at a dust cloud far away on the horizon and say:
“Looks like 10 men riding west towards the outpost. I don’t like the looks of their rifles. And those three riderless horses tell me that these outlaws bit off more than they could chew with the lawmen of Sulphur Gulch.”
@melonscoop You sure they weren’t horse thieves?
@Kidsandliz well golly! You’re right! It’s the Snake Canyon Gang!
I follow Butch and Sundance.
Gotta put yer ear to the ground, 'n listen…
I go “ding” and light up to let you know my location.
Wander around the world aimlessly.
Or open Google maps
@jerkatron that is my usual game plan! You find the most interesting places when you wander aimlessly
With a knife between my teeth, I squat on my haunches while I’m running through the forest then I run my fingers through some scat then smell them, squint and say, “Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!”
Sniff the air and say “I smell coffee! And BACON! This way, Boys!”
I watch a computer screen with a blip marking the location of the tracking device I put on his car, then relay that info to the people in another car following him. “He just turned left on Willow Street, then right into an underground parking garage!”
or this:
Fire up the internet and look for my targets digital footprint.
I stick my finger in my mouth and point it in the air. Look around a bit, then point in which direction looks most promising.
Lots of finger sniffers here.
From the Amazon reviews, have my batteries die which are difficult to replace, apparently.
“Inspecting scat” is a cute term for looking at Facebook and Twitter, when you consider it.
Sniff left, right, forward, then point & exclaim loudly, THIS WAY!
Give the “all stop” shoulder-height fist signal, then quickly point two fingers to the left then right, to signal my team to begin flanking the quarry.
Hire a bloodhound
Watch all the episodes of all the variations then get into a giant Kirk vs Picard argument with other… Oh… a TRACKER… nevermind