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I learn how to manipulate black holes, go back in time, and get a damn copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga and Princess Crown for the Sega Saturn that doesn’t cost a bloody rent payment.
Be a fly on the wall per se. Hear what your friends talk about, be everywhere people think no one is listening to hear the details of their secrets. Its endless to watch, and hear. And be at MEH headquarters to watch…
@Mehrocco_Mole Nope don’t want to travel with Dr. Who (well time travel would be fun, but not for the outer space adventure - I’d go on a different adventure with him/her). I want to look out the window and see what is in space as we travel through.
As a body-less orb unaffected by pressure or gravity, I’d visit what is nearby, first. Land, the ocean, see the sights. As to space, it is pretty vast. Unless travel is near instantaneous, it is going to take a long, long time just to see the planets in our solar system, let alone another star system or the nearest galaxy
@olperfesser And you were never promised a long lifespan, or any kind of propulsion. So you float off the earth and go nowhere, or you drift along.
But the deep ocean isn’t any better - no light. Nobody said you would be able to see what was there. Or anywhere, for that matter. ‘Body-less’ means no eyes, right?
So what if you can breathe anywhere. Does temperature affect you? If so your choices are limited. Let’s ask more complete hypothetical questions. To answer your incomplete question, I would bemoan Michigan’s loss to Florida while consolingly telling @chadp that the Irish have a chance next year when I know they really don’t.
It doesn’t say anything about rapid transportation or immortality. So outer space is out. I’d want to visit places on earth where no human has gone anyway, anywhere on earth is likely to be more interesting than space. The heart of a volcano, the deepest ocean trenches, ancient forests, unscalable mountains, nature’s secret places.
I would be sorely tempted to be the invisible fly on the wall with a video recorder at various city and county ‘off the record’ meetups among the connected, to bring a little much needed transparency and fresh air to (one of) the most corrupt city and county governments in the nation.
Assuming I could somehow wrangle a video recorder of any kind…
So many questions.
Do I need to eat, sleep, take a shower? If I need to sleep, is there a way to attach myself to something? (Or there could be whole new shades of meaning to “starting to drift off” to sleep.) How fast can I move? Do I have a means of propulsion and some kind of guidance system? Do I have eyes, ears, mouth? ARMS? Or am I just a blob which cannot manipulate the environment or talk to anyone? Do I look edible to anything like a shark or Komodo dragon? AM I edible? How big am I, and could I be mistaken for a skeet?
Answers. I need answers!
Breathe anything? I might try my teenager’s bedroom first as a means of verifying this before heading off to the Moon and the Amazon’s who secretly live there.
/giphy women from the moon
Up my own ass.
@lljk Makes sense.
The scenario pretty much describes flatulence.
@lljk
But isn’t it a body-less, orb-shaped ass now? Sounds boring.
what good is that if I can’t breathe ?
@ekw You CAN breathe.
@ekw @lseeber No, we can “breath.”
@ekw @jcbeckman try again.
@ekw @jcbeckman @lseeber Maybe “breath” is in quotes because in orb-slang it means teleport.
The hospital or maybe a priest. I’ve always been kinda orb shape, but everything else seems scary as hell.
Area 51
To the movies to get the advantage of the Moviepass I thought I paid for!
Into a black hole.
Not the one previously suggested.
Volcano
Stalking Heather Locklear.
Way more stuff to see in the ocean than in space…I am assuming.
@kittykat9180
But there’s a lot more space than ocean, if you go far enough.
@kittykat9180
The dark zone of the ocean is…dark. Not much to see there.
@kittykat9180 The ocean is part of Earth which is in space. Do both.
To a body shop.
@daveinwarsh
/image I see what you did there
/image rimshot
That depends on if it is a permanent change or not. Also if I am still me with all of my male desires…
If yes, then I would go first to places that would fulfill those first. If not, then exploring I would go…
I hope I can travel really fast. So many places to see.
Shopping.
Exploring is okay, but interacting is the real fun. A body-less orb does not sound like fun at all.
Outside the village. I am not a number!
Be seeing you.
@mike808 I am a free orb!
breathe FTFY
Unaffected by gravity, eh?
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I learn how to manipulate black holes, go back in time, and get a damn copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga and Princess Crown for the Sega Saturn that doesn’t cost a bloody rent payment.
I dunno, I was always told that if you don’t ‘breath’ you ‘death.’
Be a fly on the wall per se. Hear what your friends talk about, be everywhere people think no one is listening to hear the details of their secrets. Its endless to watch, and hear. And be at MEH headquarters to watch…
@foxwholesaleltd You’re body-less, remember? What would you hear with? And what would you watch with?
I had a really cool dream many years ago that I was on a spaceship, weightless, looking out the window, traveling to the center of the universe.
@Kidsandliz … when this strange blue box just appeared out of nowhere.
/giphy tardis
@Kidsandliz Maybe not the weightless part:
@Mehrocco_Mole Nope don’t want to travel with Dr. Who (well time travel would be fun, but not for the outer space adventure - I’d go on a different adventure with him/her). I want to look out the window and see what is in space as we travel through.
Hopefully I have some sort of contact ability. I would go the 1100 miles and beat the snot out of my son in law and his father.
I would stay in place as the earth whips away from me at incredible speed.
@JoetatoChip +100 points for a Dave Kellett comic.
As a body-less orb unaffected by pressure or gravity, I’d visit what is nearby, first. Land, the ocean, see the sights. As to space, it is pretty vast. Unless travel is near instantaneous, it is going to take a long, long time just to see the planets in our solar system, let alone another star system or the nearest galaxy
@olperfesser And you were never promised a long lifespan, or any kind of propulsion. So you float off the earth and go nowhere, or you drift along.
But the deep ocean isn’t any better - no light. Nobody said you would be able to see what was there. Or anywhere, for that matter. ‘Body-less’ means no eyes, right?
@Chakolate @olperfesser Bioluminescent lifeforms abound in the deep. “80 Percent of Open-Ocean Fish Make Light”
So what if you can breathe anywhere. Does temperature affect you? If so your choices are limited. Let’s ask more complete hypothetical questions. To answer your incomplete question, I would bemoan Michigan’s loss to Florida while consolingly telling @chadp that the Irish have a chance next year when I know they really don’t.
It doesn’t say anything about rapid transportation or immortality. So outer space is out. I’d want to visit places on earth where no human has gone anyway, anywhere on earth is likely to be more interesting than space. The heart of a volcano, the deepest ocean trenches, ancient forests, unscalable mountains, nature’s secret places.
Hollywood.
I’d figure it that black hole situation
I would be sorely tempted to be the invisible fly on the wall with a video recorder at various city and county ‘off the record’ meetups among the connected, to bring a little much needed transparency and fresh air to (one of) the most corrupt city and county governments in the nation.
Assuming I could somehow wrangle a video recorder of any kind…
To your house, to begin remedial tutoring in spelling.
So many questions.
Do I need to eat, sleep, take a shower? If I need to sleep, is there a way to attach myself to something? (Or there could be whole new shades of meaning to “starting to drift off” to sleep.) How fast can I move? Do I have a means of propulsion and some kind of guidance system? Do I have eyes, ears, mouth? ARMS? Or am I just a blob which cannot manipulate the environment or talk to anyone? Do I look edible to anything like a shark or Komodo dragon? AM I edible? How big am I, and could I be mistaken for a skeet?
Answers. I need answers!
/giphy boobs
/giphy sexy
Breathe anything? I might try my teenager’s bedroom first as a means of verifying this before heading off to the Moon and the Amazon’s who secretly live there.
/giphy women from the moon
I tried to giphy moon amazons but I couldn’t get away from the mother ship.
/giphy moon amazons
It says ‘first’. So I’m hitting up the oceans, cause once in space I’ll probably never come back.
To clean the litterboxes.
So I’ve been reincarnated as a slime? Clearly I go take over a goblin village and start my path to awesomeness!