You all win. I give up. I'm leaving meh.com

unixrab posted some pics said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 12:59pm ET

It's obvious you all hate me, the goat has named me the Prince of Darkness incarnate and I can't endure this abuse any longer... so goodbye forever.

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(This is trolling)

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phatmass said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:09pm ET:

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- @phatmass why????????
  
  thekenya said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 8:20pm ET
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- @thekenya
  
  thismyusername said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 3:07am ET
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- @thismyusername I guess that answered my question
  
  thekenya said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 11:26am ET
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RedHot said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:15pm ET:

Too bad the psych image shows up in the forum preview. you almost had me interested.

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- @RedHot I KNOW!!! Totally botched that... lesson learned tho... meh
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:19pm ET
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lumpthar said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:17pm ET:

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Starblind said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:23pm ET:

Can @JonT or one of the staff make this official? If there was any humour to be gotten out of unixrab, it's been used up months ago. It's just tired and repetitive at this point. Well, it was always tired and repetitive, but you know what I mean.

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- @Starblind It was an illustration for @joelmw and @dis_member - don't give up on me... I'll humor you more !!!
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:26pm ET
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- @unixrab Really? I'm honored I take up that much of your time! I simply suggested that you stop spending so much time and effort chasing attention all the time and being disagreeable for the sake of being disagreeable, but clearly that won't happen.
  
  dis_member said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:42pm ET
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- @Starblind Tired and repetitive indeed.
  
  "Hey, look at me!"
  "Why are you looking at me?"
  "Hey, you stopped looking at me, look at me again!"
  
  dis_member said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:47pm ET
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- @dis_member But that's not me at all! I totally disagree with you {see what I did there} I'm really just a loveable fuzzy bear ! @lisaviolet and @thumperchick will tell you the same right gals!!?
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:48pm ET
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- @unixrab You really prove your point by creating a post designed to "Teach me a lesson about trolling" when I never called you a troll. At least you're getting your attention.
  
  dis_member said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:08pm ET
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- @dis_member I know... and thank you... I need it so very much to justify my lonely existence when I can't play warcraft at work, I knew you cared...and I crave it so deeply... you validate my existence and keep me from darker thoughts...
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:15pm ET
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- @unixrab Are you trying to say that you're...
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:01pm ET
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- @Thumperchick yes! I have layers.. like an onion
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:09pm ET
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- @Thumperchick hmmm
  
  hansendavis said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:54pm ET
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- @unixrab um ima gonna get me a parfait. they have layers too, and they taste like freedom.
  
  ThatsHeadly said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 11:36pm ET
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- @Headly 'not everybody like parfait... '
  
  unixrab said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 2:16am ET
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- @Thumperchick @Headly @unixrab Dammit, now I want a cake for breakfast.
  
  mikey said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 5:42am ET
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- @mikey @Thumperchick @unixrab Breakfast? I'm makin' waffles
  
  ThatsHeadly said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 8:15am ET
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- @unixrab
  
  lisaviolet said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 11:51am ET
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- @lisaviolet it most certainly is NOT for everyone... takes years of practice. You get a pat on the back...
  
  .... or THE FACE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;-)
  
  unixrab said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 3:04pm ET
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capguncowboy said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:28pm ET:

I knew you'd never leave. At least not until @JonT finally answers your multiple marriage proposals. I hope he says yes -- A February wedding is so romantic!

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- @capguncowboy trying to teach the kids the difference between debate, disagreement and trolling... ...someone's gotta do it
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 1:35pm ET
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Pavlov said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:19pm ET:

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DaveInSoCal said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:23pm ET:

I thought it was funny. Also, VOTE @unixrab FOR FEBRUARY GOAT!

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- @DaveInSoCal I think I've made myself abundantly clear about the goat thing... ...there are many much more qualified individuals in that thread that really secretly want to be the goat... I say give it to them: (in no particular order) @cineclav @hallmike @barney @capguncowboy @phatmass @headly @ignorant @dashcloud @mayvn @teripie @dis_member @christinerenee @phatmass @narfcake and especially
  @BillLehecka !
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:30pm ET
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- @DaveInSoCal I second this. @unixrab for goat.
  
  MsELizardBeth said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:36pm ET
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- @MsELizardBeth heheh...never gonna happen... @barney has this sewn up!
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 6:02pm ET
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unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:32pm ET:

as a side note: Doesn't @snapster qualify as the biggest troll of all by offering 1200 Fuku's to 70,000 meh.com members!??

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- @unixrab Not if you're one of the 1,200...
  
  bakerzdosen said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:42pm ET
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- @bakerzdosen That's a troll ratio of 3/175!!!
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:48pm ET
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- @unixrab No. It's his ball game. He makes the rules. Don't like it? Then don't play. (We love you @snapster!)
  
  Teripie said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:53pm ET
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- @Teripie Oh...I'm not complaining...I'm just noting the irony ;-) I love the fuku contest
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 2:56pm ET
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- @unixrab There are LOTS of places that would take a 3/175 ratio. :) But it does sadden me that my 3 fuku streak very well may end with Fuku 5.
  
  bakerzdosen said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:00pm ET
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- @bakerzdosen I am 2 for 2 ...
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:34pm ET
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- @unixrab 3/175? That's only 1.7%. If you were only 1.7% nice, we'd probably like you. But, that's not what you're really after, is it?
  
  lumpthar said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:37pm ET
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- @lumpthar I'm straight-up nice! Unless (like in the Start Time/Sellout Wars) someone's being stupid or attacking. I guess you could say I'm kinda like a porcupine....
  (oh lord all the complaints about that picture... oh well)
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:45pm ET
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- @unixrab That poor, poor dog!!
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:00pm ET
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- @Thumperchick fo sho
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:10pm ET
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- @Thumperchick @unixrab I once discovered my friends dogs had just got into a porcupine. The mama dog was smarter and caught fewer quills. Her big bad son had a face full, into gums and tongue, etc. Vet had to do general anesthesia to get those out of him.
  
  mehjohnson said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:14pm ET
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ThatsHeadly said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:20pm ET:

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- @Headly
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 3:32pm ET
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- @unixrab Well-tempered Bachman-terminator-overdrive.
  
  mehjohnson said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:20pm ET
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- @unixrab That is just wrong..
  
  mikibell said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:29pm ET
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BillLehecka said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:22pm ET:

God this is tiresome...

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- @BillLehecka wait till you become goat! You'll be exhausted!!!
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 5:28pm ET
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communist said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 8:31pm ET:

someone should make a hide unixrab chrome/firefox extension

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- @communist
  
  unixrab said Tue, Jan 27th 2015 at 8:45pm ET
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- @communist Do you want to hide his replies, his comments, or his name entirely?
  
  festercluck said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 3:51am ET
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mzsooze said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 12:41am ET:

Eeeee Mark Sheppard!!

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- @MzSooze if that's a "squeeee" i'm right there with ya.
  
  katylava said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 6:51am ET
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- @katylava definitely a squee! Love him so much!
  
  mzsooze said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 5:02pm ET
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festercluck said Wed, Jan 28th 2015 at 5:09am ET:

Chase the g04t away

On that page you'll find a link called "Rabigone". It's a bookmarklet. What does it do? Go read for yourself

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- @communist @unixrab @MzSooze @BillLehecka Let me know what you think.
  
  festercluck said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 12:18am ET
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- @festercluck I have no freaking clue what either link there does or means… I don't suppose you could translate that into English…? On the other hand clearly @unixrab lied…promised to take this toys and go home, slamming the door and stamping his feet on the way out… instead he is still here tantrumming and carrying on...
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 12:51am ET
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- @Kidsandliz
  
  festercluck said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 4:10am ET
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- @festercluck OK now I get it. Thanks. (grin)
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 8:47am ET
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- @festercluck If you could see the smile on my face. You're a genuine hero. Thank you.
  
  joelmw said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 11:08am ET
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- @festercluck I named it "fix," and so far, it's working perfectly. :-)
  
  joelmw said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 11:20am ET
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- @Kidsandliz
  clearly @unixrab lied…
  somebody didn't read the entire thread and has made him/herself look a little ...uh... uninformed tsk tsk.
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 3:18pm ET
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- @festercluck But the real question is... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF @UNIXRAB RAN RABIGONE??
  
  Probably a paradoxical implosion of the universe...
  
  curtise said Tue, Feb 3rd 2015 at 9:38am ET
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- There definitely would be some World DNS servers with a few hiccups for a couple of milliseconds.
  
  unixrab said Tue, Feb 3rd 2015 at 12:25pm ET
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- @curtise I imagine this
  
  festercluck said Tue, Feb 3rd 2015 at 5:19pm ET
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