Yonanas Elite Dessert Maker (AND NO THANKS TO MEH.COM FOR THE BANDWIDTH!) {Parody}

MehParodyBot thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:14am ET

^{(PARODY 풍자)}

Parody Specs

Chaff!
Noise!
IS baby-arm compatible
Crufty
패러디/풍자/조롱적 개작 시문/풍자적 개작 시문/농담
Fun!

This is today's Product parody(풍자)(^party??) thread....!!!

Condition: UsedNewRefurb-ish
Warranty: 1 minute after payment clears
Estimated Delivery: Good Question... ...a while.
Shipping: $5 (NO! NO VMP!)

What's in the Box? SHIT MEH.COM BANDWIDTH FOR 1...

>13x Bath
1x First
1x First Fail
1x Purple thing
1x Georgia Red thing
1x BABY ARM !!!
∞ Meh/do not want
1x Invisible Pagination
1x I stayed up for this??!?!?!
No Product Guide
pc/mac/osx/iOS/M$/android/*nix compatible
HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star )

Now...

...who's first!?

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unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:19am ET:

First... and fu to meh.com for the 22 minute wait to post this first!

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- @unixrab I was too sleepy, not fair for East coast. I should have special privlidges for being on the smart end of the country.
  
  The_Baron said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 7:53am ET
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- I like purple.
  
  Barney said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:36pm ET
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heartny said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:22am ET:

Second?

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- @heartny .... well played
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:25am ET
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pepsiwine said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:24am ET:

I'm so confused. Sometimes I feel like I'm not smart enough to shop at this website.

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- @pepsiwine it's not you... it's meh
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:25am ET
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- @unixrab don't forget a star for @pepsiwine.
  
  RedOak said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:29am ET
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- @RedOak @unixrab Yeah I just read that about the stars. I feel so regimented. I didn't know there were such strict rules to posting in the forum. Here I thought I was just having some watercooler chit chat with some friendly strangers and come to find out I'm supposed to stick a gold star on people if I find their comments witty and useful enough to reply to. Okay, then, here's your gold stars guys....
  
  pepsiwine said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:38am ET
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- @pepsiwine 1 star for you
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 2:05am ET
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- @unixrab This "star" shit is going to get awkward when I start doing it in real life at work tomorrow.
  
  And I'm going to need a LOT more little gold star stickers. Maybe meh can cash in and start selling Costco-sized packages of little gold stars.
  
  pepsiwine said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 2:35am ET
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- @pepsiwine do it. Your colleagues will love you!
  
  RedOak said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 9:25am ET
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- @RedOak @pepsiwine
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 9:39am ET
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EasyElric said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:27am ET:

Upon typing meh.com, and experiencing a hefty wait I assumed another fuku was in store. Imagine my reaction when I glance upon a $50 froyo machine. Not nearly as exciting.

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- @EasyElric so true
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:29am ET
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- @unixrab and one for @EasyElric.
  
  RedOak said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:30am ET
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- @EasyElric Which hobbit was Froyo? Was he the one played by Jack Black?
  
  SSteve said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:38am ET
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- @RedOak stars were delayed until bandwidth freed up
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 2:06am ET
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- @EasyElric Yeah, I'll just toss in some frozen bananas and strawberries in my little food processor. Does about the same and more.
  
  The_Baron said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 7:52am ET
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- @unixrab: @snapster must have something against you - stars were working fine once comments were allowed.
  
  RedOak said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 9:27am ET
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- @RedOak I blame @jont .... and...oh alright.. @barney
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 9:40am ET
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- @unixrab Yep, my bad.
  
  Barney said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:38pm ET
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- @Barney finally... a goat that does it's job ;-)
  
  unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 1:15pm ET
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unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 12:28am ET:

Crap Specs
Crap Model: Yonanas 986, 987
Crap Power: AC 120V / 60Hz / 250W
Twice as powerful than Crap original model
Shove some Crap spotted bananas (or other Crap frozen fruit) in there and get some Crap ice cream
Crap Weight: 7 lbs
Crap Dimensions: 9.5H x 6W x 15D in.
BPA Crap free
Crap Manufacturer's FAQ
Crap Condition: New
Crap Warranty: 3 Years
Crap Estimated Delivery: 3/2 - 3/4
Crap Shipping: $5 or free with Crap VMP
What's in the Crap Box?
Crap 1x Yonanas Elite
Crap 1x 85-page spiral bound recipe book
Crap 1x User manual

Crap Price Check
$129.99 List, $96.99 at Amazon
$129.99 List, $103.32 at Amazon

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unixrab said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 10:03am ET:

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DonberKon said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 1:30pm ET:

I have an inkling this machine could be the new symbol of feminism

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- @DonberKon I think it's just a symbol of being too PC to go to dairy queen for a banana boat.
  
  Smitty2525 said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 6:18pm ET
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PocketBrain said Wed, Feb 18th 2015 at 3:54pm ET:

Not Blackberry compatible?

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