Yay - It's my mehniversary!

cinoclav had a quick thing to say said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 12:13pm ET

cinoclav joined us 1827 days ago on July 3rd, 2014.

So, who’s going to give me the traditional 5 year anniversary gift? It’s umm… wood.

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RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 12:16pm ET:

NSFW:

https://shevibe.com/nobessence-dare-sculptured-hardwood-prostate-massager/

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- @RiotDemon There are just some areas I’m not willing to risk splinters.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 1:06pm ET
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- @RiotDemon oh dear …
  
  stolicat said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 1:45pm ET
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- @RiotDemon @stolicat How nice, and hard to find nowadays
  
  therealjrn said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 3:38pm ET
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- @RiotDemon @stolicat @therealjrn Ftfy
  How nice and hard, to find nowadays.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:36pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 2:12pm ET:

Maybe this?

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- @tinamarie1974 I don’t normally go for muscular men, but I’ll make an exception.
  
  RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 2:46pm ET
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- @RiotDemon He is pretty
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 3:13pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 I hope you’re offering me that piece of tree, because Chris Evans isn’t quite doing it for me.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 4:00pm ET
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- @cinoclav well damn. I thought Chris Evans was a mighty fine anniversary present!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 4:02pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 Little selfish of you, isn’t it?
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:37pm ET
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- @cinoclav I mean I would be happy with it so I thought, you know QUALITY! BTW MY anniversary is NYE, so if you are feeling generous you can just gift him over to me.
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:44pm ET
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- @cinoclav how about this.
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:48pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 That’s not what I was hoping for when I fantasized about you attacking me in my sleep.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:52pm ET
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- @cinoclav better?
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 9:22pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 Ooh, playing rough!
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 10:42pm ET
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- @cinoclav @tinamarie1974
  Just get a room.
  
  mike808 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 10:57pm ET
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- @cinoclav @mike808
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 11:04pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 Thank you very much for this!
  
  mehbee said Thu, Jul 4th 2019 at 2:27pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:28pm ET:

Hey you joined only 12 days before I did.

Lets see… wood…
/image box of matches

Since meh lights up your life. Right?

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- @Kidsandliz It IS a bright spot in my day.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 5:37pm ET
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llangley said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 6:10pm ET:

Woo hoo!! Happy meh day.

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- @llangley
  /giphy winner
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 6:11pm ET
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- Wait, this is from the original Rocky where he was NOT a winner.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 6:12pm ET
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- @cinoclav @llangley oh I LOVE Rocky
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 3rd 2019 at 8:18pm ET
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lseeber said Thu, Jul 4th 2019 at 9:15am ET:

Congoatulations!
Have a drink!

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KittySprinkles said Thu, Jul 4th 2019 at 12:58pm ET:

imgur.com/Lh3vJXl

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- @KittySprinkles You are sick sick sick and so entertaining
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 4th 2019 at 7:14pm ET
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