WTF people?? Why did no one tell me of this?

@OldCatLady really? i can’t seem to find them. but, let’s face it, i’m kind of lazy and would much rather have just bought one.

@carl669 Having not opened or read the article, it looks suspiciously like a modified ‘Bug A-Salt’ gun.

@PooltoyWolf that’s a lot of modification, but it does bear a certain resemblance.

The bug-a-salt gun is a much more responsible and reasonably priced choice, by the way.

@carl669 I like this warning with it

May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses

@sammydog01 but whyyy??? i’m a very responsible human adultish being.

@carl669 Hmmm…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/sooooooo----im-driunk

@carl669 @sammydog01
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/im-an-adult

I’m an Adult
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New

@sammydog01 yeah, but look at the beautiful pictures i produced while drunk. imagine what i could do with a flamethrower!

@narfcake i feel like carrying around a flamethrower would be more impactful than a shirt.

@carl669 Probably, but not necessarily in a good way.

Besides, $500 buys a lot of hair spray and lighters.

@carl669

@narfcake

$500 buys a lot of hair spray.

Is that how much you spend to make your hair look like Wakko’s?

@PlacidPenguin I’m getting old. What hair?

@narfcake

@PlacidPenguin What’s with the lack of posting an Animaniacs related video?

@narfcake

Slightly preoccupied trying to find nothing in particular on Amazon.

@sammydog01 but but but I was only going to use it to roast marshmallows and sear steak…
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/21/17481098/elon-musk-boring-company-flamethrower-video-photos

@blaineg why not?

@blaineg honest answer

thanks to a loophole in the law, flamethrowers that produce less than 10 feet of fire are legal with no permit required in 48 states

also charging $500 each and selling 20,000 flame thrower raised $10,000,000 for elon musks boring company(it previously also sold hats to raise money)